Sunday Funnies: The Eve of Creation

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HOLY HUMOUR
EAR FULL
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’ ” The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.” The father looked at him and said, “Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.”

THINK ABOUT IT
The thesaurus is where we find big words for the ones people actually understand.

CORNY CHAT UP LINE
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

DID YOU HEAR
Did you hear -Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

SUNDAY JOKE
THE EVE OF CREATION
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!”
“What’s the problem, Eve?” God asks her.
“Lord,” she says, “I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that, Eve?” came the reply from above.
“Lord, I am lonely. And I’m sick to death of apples,” she says.
“Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you,” the good Lord tells her.
“What’s a ‘man’, Lord?” she inquires.
“This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But, he’ll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He’ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack.”
“Sounds great,” says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
“Yeah, well. He’s better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition.”
“What’s that, Lord?” she asks.
“You’ll have to let him believe that I made him first.”

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