Little Johnny and Little Mary were talking on day. Little Mary asked “what is the highest number you have ever counted up to?”
“I counted up to 1,279 once” Johnny answered.
“WOW! Really? Why did you stop at 1,279?” Mary asked.
“Because church was over.”
DEVIL OF A DAD
Two boys were walking home from church after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, “What do you think about all this Satan stuff?”
The other boy replied, “Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your dad”
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
THE SUNDAY JOKE
A church had a man in the choir who couldn’t sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir.
The choir director became desperate and went to the priest. “You’ve got to get that man out of the choir,” he said. “If you don’t, I’m going to resign. The choir members are going to quit too. Please do something.”
So the priest went to the man and suggested, “Perhaps you should leave the choir.”
“Why should I get out of the choir?” he asked.
“Well, five or six people have told me you can’t sing.”
That’s nothing,” the man snorted. “Fifty people have told me that you can’t preach!”