Two kids talking:
YEMISI: “Does your grandmother read the Bible?”
NGOZIE: “Sure does. Day and night.”
YEMISI: “But why does she read it so much?”
NGOZIE: “I guess she’s cramming for her finals.”
THINK ABOUT IT
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
If I saw an Apple store get robbed… does that make me an iWitness?
DID YOU HEAR
“I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, ‘Have you got frog’s legs?’ He said, ‘Yes,’ so I said, ‘Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.” Tommy Cooper
An Igbo man having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God. God was happy with his prayers and informs him in a vision that He will grant him only one wish.
Igbo man: Dear God, her is my one wish, I only want my mother to see my wife putting on ten million dollars worth of gold and diamond jewelry on my son in my Mercedes Benz car parked in our new mansion compound at Ikoyi in Lagos.
THE SUNDAY JOKE
A drunkard staggers out of a bar and ran into two priests. He ran up to them and says, “I’m Jesus Christ”.
The priests reply, “No son, you are not.”
The drunk says, “Look, I can prove it. Come with me.”
The priests walk back into the bar with him.
The bartender takes a look at d drunk and exclaims, “Jesus Christ! You are here again?