Sunday Funnies: Jesus Saves

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HOLY HUMOUR

Jesus Saves!

Jesus and Satan competed on the computer.

 They started typing.

 They did reports, e-mails, attachments and downloads.

 But before the time was up.

 Brownout came!

 Satan cursed.
 Jesus sighed.

 When electricity was back, Satan lost everything he had done. But Jesus started printing all His files.



Satan shouted:
 YOU CHEATED!



Jesus just smiled
 because He did what Satan didn’t know. 

HE SAVES.

THINK ABOUT IT

“Passion is easy; commitment is tough.” – Celia Barbour

IF

If God wanted us to be thin, food wouldn’t taste so good.

CORNY CHAT UP LINE

Inheriting 90 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart. 
     

DID YOU HEAR

Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief?

A: He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered.

THE SUNDAY JOKE

LONGER SENTENCE

This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket. When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry. The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied that there were six. The judge said, “Then I will give you six days in jail.” Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman’s husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, “What is it?” The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”

What Do You Think?

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