The police for speeding stop a priest. The policeman smells wine on the priest’s breath, and says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
The priest says, “Just water.”
The policeman replies, “Then why do I smell wine?”
And the minister answers, “Good grief, He’s done it again!”
WAIT A SECOND
Deji goes on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land and climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . “God, what does a million years mean to you?” The Lord replies, “Just a second.”
Smith asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?” The Lord replies, “Nothing more than a penny”
“Smith asks,” Lord, please can I have a penny?”
The Lord replies, “In a second”.
THE SUNDAY JOKE
HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE.
A theologian and an astronomer were talking together one day. The astronomer said that after reading widely in the field of religion, he had concluded that all religion could be summed up in a single phrase.
“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you,” he said, with a bit of smugness, knowing that his field is so much more complex.
After a brief pause, the theologian replied that after reading widely in the area of astronomy he had concluded that all of it could be summed up in a single phrase also.
“Oh, and what is that?” the astronomer inquired.
“Twinkle, twinkle, little star; how I wonder what you are!”