A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher’s sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!” The Reverend replied, “Oh! Why, thank you sir, but please, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use profanity in the Lord’s house.”
“I’m sorry Reverend, but I can’t help myself… it was such a damn good sermon!” The Reverend replied, “Sir, please, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!” “Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, that I put N200, 000 in the collection plate.” The Reverend’s eyes opened wide as he remarked, “No Shit!”
THINK ABOUT IT
“People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality.” – Anonymous
QUESTION OF FAITH
QUESTION: Did you hear about the evangelical atheist?
ANSWER: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
CORNY CHAT UP LINE
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
THE SUNDAY JOKE
FOUR LETTER WORD
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after takeoff, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. ‘This is fantastic,’ thought the gentleman. ‘I’m really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he’ll ask me for assistance.’
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word that ends in ‘unt’ are refers to a woman?” Only one word leapt to mind… a vulgar one. ‘I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another,’ thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned to the Pope and said, “I think you’re looking for the word ‘aunt’.”