FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE
An old priest was getting sick and tired of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Everyone liked him, so the parishioners came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had “fallen”. This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.
About a week later, the new priest visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, “You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen.”
The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word.
The priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, “I don’t know what you’re laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week.”
THINK ABOUT IT
“Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards.” – Benjamin Franklin
If you accidentally pooped in your pants in the elevator, does it mean you are taking shit to a whole new level?
DID YOU HEAR
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
CORNY CHAT UP LINE
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?