Sunday Funnies: Adam’s Underwear

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HOLY HUMOUR

ADAM’S UNDERWEAR

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. “Mama, look what I found”, the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”

THINK ABOUT IT

“Never presume that just because you disagree with an idea that you must be correct.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

WHITE LIES

One day, a girl walks to her mother and looks at her mother’s hair and sadly said: “Why are some of your hairs white mom?”
 The mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said, “Momma, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”

THE SUNDAY JOKE

BETTER THAN PORK

Jimmy, a priest and a rabbi were talking one day and during the course of the conversation, Jimmy casually asks the rabbi, “I know that in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork… but have you really never even tasted it?” The rabbi responded, “I must tell you the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.” Jimmy then asks the priest, “I know that in your religion, you’re supposed to be celibate, but…” The priest interjected, “Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice.” The rabbi then asks the priest, “Better than pork, isn’t it?”

What Do You Think?

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