Relax & Laugh: The Potential Is Not Reality

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LAUGH QUOTE

Don’t be too hard on your relatives; it’s not their fault either. – Jasper Carrott

Knock! Knock!

Knock, knock.


Who’s there?


Robin.
Robin who?


Robin the piggy bank again.

WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION

QUESTION: What is the biggest room in the world?

WISE GUY: The room for improvement!!

TEACHER AND STUDENT

AXE MAN

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Yinka, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Yinka: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

DATING JOKE

‘A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.’  – Rodney

Dangerfield

BUSINESS JOKE

POSTCARD FROM LOVE NEST

“Will you be needing anything else?” the bellboy asked the businessman after setting out a dinner table for two in the hotel room.

“No thank you,” the businessman said. “That will be all.”

Then the bellboy noticed a satin negligee on the bed. “Will your wife need anything sir?”

“Yes, that’s a good idea,” the businessman said. “Bring me a postcard.”

CUTTING COMMENT

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people. —Thomas L. Masson

MARRIED LIFE

COUNTLESS

A newly wed couple was talking.

Husband: “How many boyfriends did you have before marrying me?”

When his wife wasn’t answering, he said: “Don’t want to tell?”


Wife: “I’m still counting!!”

THE POTENTIAL IS NOT THE REALITY

One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father: Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?

Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question: Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million dollars?

Wife:  Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity.

Daddy turns to his teenage daughter: Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter: Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.

Daddy turns to his eldest son Tim and asks: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?

Tim thinks a little and replies: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.

Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him: 

You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay.

What Do You Think?

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