“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock, knock joke.
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
WATCH HIS LIPS
QUESTION: How can you tell when a politician is lying?
WISE GUY: When his lips are moving!!
TEACHER AND STUDENT
Teacher: “Children, can you tell why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”
Student: “Because in the fathers hardly ever get to speak in the house!”
A doctor and an engineer liked the same girl. The engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: WHY????????
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!!!
Doctor : Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees…
I can see your lips moving but all I hear is “blah, blah, blah”
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: ”Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad that you called… Really? That’s wonderful… Well, I’m happy to hear you’re having such a great time… Oh, that sounds terrific… Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye.” She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, “Who was that?” ”Oh,” she replies, “That was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”