“I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.” – Author Unknown
Justin time for dinner.
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: Why did the belt get locked up?
WISE GUY: He held up a pair of pants.
TEACHER AND STUDENT
Teacher: “If you had two hundred naira and you asked your father for another, how many naira would you have?”
Student: “Two hundred naira.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Student: “You don’t know my father.”
Once a Japanese came to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a taxi and asked the driver to take him to the airport.
On the way, a Toyota car passed them very fast, the Japanese yelled “Toyota” made in Japan very fast. Then the Mitsubishi passed, the Japanese again yelled “Mitsubishi” made in Japan very fast. On the third time, he yelled again when he saw another Japanese car.
The taxi driver got angry but he didn’t say anything.
When they reached the airport, the taxi driver asked a charge of 800 rupees. The Japanese exclaimed: “What! That is too much.”
The Indian driver yelled back loudly: Meter, made in India, very, very fast!
The problem with some people is that they are breathing.
DUMB AND DEAF
An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand 15 feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t respond keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you.” The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands 15 feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?” No response. He moves to 10 feet behind her and asks again — no response. Five feet, no answer. Finally, he stands directly behind her and asks, “Honey, what’s for supper?” She says, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”