Relax & Laugh: Don’t Mess with Professionals

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LAUGH QUOTE

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in It.” – W. C. Fields

 WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION

QUESTION: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

WISE GUY: Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.

 TEACHER AND STUDENT

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?

JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 BUSINESS JOKE

DON’T MESS WITH PROFESSIONALS

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $25 between us.”

The boss screamed: “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers … we had $100 when we broke in!”

 CUTTING COMMENT
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. – Groucho Marx

MARRIED LIFE

UNDER A SPELL

A man goes to see a wizard and says: “Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?”

“Maybe” says the wizard, “If you can remember the exact words of the curse.”

The man replies without hesitation: “I now pronounce you as man and wife!”

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