Article by Charles O. Anyiam-Osigwe. CAN’T TELL Barman: “You go home everyday dead drunk. Does your wife not complain? Client: “In the state I’m in, I never notice” HEADY 1st Businessman: “Your secretary’s name is Jane, but you always call her “Anaesthetic”, why?” 2nd Businessman: “She always dull my senses, that’s why” WHAT